Sometimes Paul doesn't like stuff, capital letters edition.

I dislike when people refuse to capitalize any words in their writing, or, alternatively, capitalize every single word they write, just to be on the safe side I suppose. I'm not sure which is worse, actually maybe it's the former, at least with too many capitals it looks somewhat cleaner. I feel like a basic grasp of grammar should be demanded of high school students and their facebook's should be checked before they are allowed to graduate, but that's just me. Although I have tendency to overuse comma's and not always appropriately, but I reserve the right to point out the mote's in others eyes while conveniently ignoring the beam in my own.

I've figured out both my porn name as well as my first feature film title.

This came to me the other night at work. My porn name would be, wait for it, . . . Charles Dick-in. And of course my first film would have to be "Charles in charge". Nicole Eggert's participation purely optional.



I'm willing to sell this brilliant idea for a fairly minimal fee, I'm good like that.